George Costanza Quotes (Page 5)
Season 4, Episode 16: "The Shoes"
George: How's this for criticism? Umyou stink. How do you like that criticism?
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Season 4, Episode 15: "The Visa"
George: I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
George: Kramer goes to a Fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp! People should plunk down $2,000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass backwards in the money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; now that's a fantasy camp.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
George: Jerry is dark and disturbed? His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
George: I have no funny friends. I'm the funny one. El-Clowno!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
George:(to Jerry) Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm askin'. This woman thinks I'm very funny and now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny.
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George: Toasting makes me uncomfortable, but toast I love. Never start the day without a good piece of toast. In fact, let's toast to toast.
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George: Nobody is sicker than me.
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George: Jerry's whole life revolves around Superman and cereal!
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Season 4, Episode 14: "The Movie"
George: I have been going to the movies for 25 years and nobody ever asks me for the stub.
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