George Costanza Quotes (Page 6)
Season 4, Episode 14: "The Movie"
George: (describing Jerry) Like, a horse face, big teeth, and a pointed nose.
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George: (describing Elaine) A pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan.
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Season 4, Episode 13: "The Pick"
Elaine: Not only didn't you love her, you didn't even like her.
George: Who says?
Elaine: You did.
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George: She made a big breakfast every Sunday. I don't know what she put in those eggs.
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George: (singing) Oh hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl who walked out on me. Tell her I'm sorry. Tell her I need my baby, oh, won't you tell her. I love her. Oh, hey
Jerry: George I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
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George: What is with this damn zipper?
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Jerry: Let me ask you something. If you were going out with somebody and if she did that what would, would you do? Would you continue going out with her?
George: No. That's disgusting!
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George: Hey! How come I didn't get a Christmas card? Everybody else got one. Jerry got one, Kramer got one. I thought we were good friends. I don't get a Christmas card. I don't get it.
Elaine: You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? All right here. (rubs George's head on her breasts) Here's your Christmas card.
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George: Two weeks ago I tried a soft boiled egg. Never liked it before. Now I'm dunking a piece of toast in there and I'm loving it.
Susan: I'm not a soft boiled egg.
George: And I am not a piece of toast.
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George: So we go to her apartment and she goes to the bathroom. I'm cursing myself, "now how do I get out of here?" Then it hit me like a bolt of lightning. The pick!
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