I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all!

Toasting makes me uncomfortable, but toast I love. Never start the day without a good piece of toast. In fact, let's toast to toast.

Jerry's whole life revolves around Superman and cereal!

Nobody is sicker than me.

I have been going to the movies for 25 years and nobody ever asks me for the stub.

(describing Jerry) Like, a horse face, big teeth, and a pointed nose.

(describing Elaine) A pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan.

So we go to her apartment and she goes to the bathroom. I'm cursing myself, "now how do I get out of here?" Then it hit me like a bolt of lightning. The pick!

She made a big breakfast every Sunday. I don't know what she put in those eggs.

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