Grey's Anatomy

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GEORGE: "I’m putting my foot down, either the dog moves out or I do. Foot, down, now. Me or the dog, which is it? [pauses] You hesitated! She hesitated!"
IZZIE: "You hesitated?"
MEREDITH: "I didn’t hesitate, I was thinking."
GEORGE: "You have to think about it? Fine, I’m moving out right now. Later, I’m moving out later. Right now, I have rounds."

MIRANDA: "What are you saying? I look tired, O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "No, not tired, no, you look fresh, spry, you glow. What?"
MIRANDA: [stares]
GEORGE: [to self] "Stop, now."

IZZIE: [to Alex] "We're all pulling for you."
GEORGE: "We are?"

GEORGE: [running from dog] "Izzie! Incoming!"
IZZIE: "So I'm thinking of coloring my hair. Maybe red."
GEORGE: [out of breath] "Yeah? Red's good. Thinking about cutting mine."
IZZIE: "Oh yeah? It'd look good shorter."

[enraged, tackling Alex] "You gave me syphilis!?"

PRESTON: "Bill is sterile?"
SURGEON: "And always has been."
GEORGE: "So who got his wife pregnant?"

CRISTINA: "Oh, what are we doing?"
IZZIE: "We are saving George from a future of festering sores and insanity."
CRISTINA: "Cute butt."
MEREDITH: "Told you."
IZZIE: "It is cute. Like a baby's."
GEORGE: "You know I've spent hours, days, years, imagining myself half naked in a room with three women? The reality is so much better."

GEORGE: "You know what? Forget this."
ALEX: "Hey, do you wanna get rid of the syph or not? Then shut up and drop it."
GEORGE: "Can't believe I'm doing this." [sees Mer] "Meredith! Go away!"
MEREDITH: "Oh, George. I thought you could use some moral support."
GEORGE: "No. No moral support. I'm indisposed here!"
MEREDITH: "George. It's not a big deal. And you have a cute butt."
ALEX: "I have a cute butt too. Want to see?"
MEREDITH: "Oh, get out. You're doing it wrong."
ALEX: "Be my guest."
GEORGE: "What? Alex. Alex! What!? Hey!"

GEORGE: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
ALEX: "It's a shot of penicillin, George. Be grateful that I am doing this. I've already seen more of you than I ever wanted to. I'll fight the nightmares for a week."

CRISTINA: "Hey, Syph-boy!"
GEORGE: "You told her?"
IZZIE: "Just Cristina."
ALEX: [smirks] "Syph-boy. It's got a nice ring to it. Kind of like Super-boy, only diseased."

GEORGE: "God, he's got an ovary?"
ALEX: "Gives a whole new meaning to metrosexual."

GEORGE: "Oh yeah? How am I gonna tell her? 'Hey Olivia, how are you? Oh, by the way, I got the syph. How about you?'"
IZZIE: "Well, maybe not quite like that."
GEORGE: "No, no! It’s good advice. Really good advice, thank you very much."

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Our lives are built on our mistakes as much as our successes.

Ellis

They say we can repress our memories. I wonder if we're just keeping them safe somewhere because no matter how painful they are, they are our most valuable possessions. They made us who we are.

Meredith
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