GEORGE: "I’m putting my foot down, either the dog moves out or I do. Foot, down, now. Me or the dog, which is it? [pauses] You hesitated! She hesitated!"
IZZIE: "You hesitated?"
MEREDITH: "I didn’t hesitate, I was thinking."
GEORGE: "You have to think about it? Fine, I’m moving out right now. Later, I’m moving out later. Right now, I have rounds."

MIRANDA: "What are you saying? I look tired, O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "No, not tired, no, you look fresh, spry, you glow. What?"
MIRANDA: [stares]
GEORGE: [to self] "Stop, now."

IZZIE: [to Alex] "We're all pulling for you."
GEORGE: "We are?"

GEORGE: [running from dog] "Izzie! Incoming!"
IZZIE: "So I'm thinking of coloring my hair. Maybe red."
GEORGE: [out of breath] "Yeah? Red's good. Thinking about cutting mine."
IZZIE: "Oh yeah? It'd look good shorter."

[enraged, tackling Alex] "You gave me syphilis!?"

PRESTON: "Bill is sterile?"
SURGEON: "And always has been."
GEORGE: "So who got his wife pregnant?"

CRISTINA: "Oh, what are we doing?"
IZZIE: "We are saving George from a future of festering sores and insanity."
CRISTINA: "Cute butt."
MEREDITH: "Told you."
IZZIE: "It is cute. Like a baby's."
GEORGE: "You know I've spent hours, days, years, imagining myself half naked in a room with three women? The reality is so much better."

GEORGE: "You know what? Forget this."
ALEX: "Hey, do you wanna get rid of the syph or not? Then shut up and drop it."
GEORGE: "Can't believe I'm doing this." [sees Mer] "Meredith! Go away!"
MEREDITH: "Oh, George. I thought you could use some moral support."
GEORGE: "No. No moral support. I'm indisposed here!"
MEREDITH: "George. It's not a big deal. And you have a cute butt."
ALEX: "I have a cute butt too. Want to see?"
MEREDITH: "Oh, get out. You're doing it wrong."
ALEX: "Be my guest."
GEORGE: "What? Alex. Alex! What!? Hey!"

GEORGE: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
ALEX: "It's a shot of penicillin, George. Be grateful that I am doing this. I've already seen more of you than I ever wanted to. I'll fight the nightmares for a week."

CRISTINA: "Hey, Syph-boy!"
GEORGE: "You told her?"
IZZIE: "Just Cristina."
ALEX: [smirks] "Syph-boy. It's got a nice ring to it. Kind of like Super-boy, only diseased."

GEORGE: "God, he's got an ovary?"
ALEX: "Gives a whole new meaning to metrosexual."

GEORGE: "Oh yeah? How am I gonna tell her? 'Hey Olivia, how are you? Oh, by the way, I got the syph. How about you?'"
IZZIE: "Well, maybe not quite like that."
GEORGE: "No, no! It’s good advice. Really good advice, thank you very much."

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)

[narrating] "At the end of the day, when it comes down to it, all we really want is to be close to somebody. So this thing where we all keep our distance and pretend not to care about each other, it's usually a load of bull. So we pick and choose who we want to remain close to, and once we've chosen those people, we tend to stick close by. No matter how much we hurt them. The people that are still with you at the end of the day, those are the ones worth keeping. And sure, sometimes close can be too close. But sometimes, that invasion of personal space, it can be exactly what you need."

MEREDITH