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GEORGE: "Last month I performed open heart surgery in the elevator. All by myself."
GEORGE'S DAD: "Really?"
GEORGE: "Really."
GEORGE'S DAD: [pauses] "That's something. That's really something!"

GEORGE: "Today I committed bird murder and I was forced to touch my dad's ass. I get bonus points for showing up at all."
CRISTINA: "I brought booze."

"You treat us like we're stupid. And maybe we are. But we're your family. Give us an inch, Georgey. Every once in a while? Pick a car."


CRISTINA: "Meredith's a WASP, isn't she? Liquor is like oxygen for WASPs."
GEORGE: Which is... probably why we're out of liquor."

"I'm in the woods. With shotguns and liquor and car talk. It's like Deliverance out here."

MEREDITH: "Alright... George and Izzie, you can move into the house."
IZZIE: "Yes!"
GEORGE: "I can't believe you caved!"
MEREDITH: "I can't believe I caved."
CRISTINA: "I blame the babies. They make you toxic."

GEORGE: "I feel like the angel of death."
CRISTINA: "Bambi, quit whining. Ninety-nine percent of the people in the code team are seriously dead or dying before you even get there."
GEORGE: "Why didn't you tell me before when I was going on and on about how great it would be?"
CRISTINA: "Because you're George, and I'm Cristina."

"Who here feels like they have no idea what they're doing?"

GEORGE: "You know what you need?"
MEREDITH: "No... It’s sick and twisted. We said last time was the last time."
GEORGE: "Nancy Reagan lied. You can't just say no. C’mon."
MEREDITH: "You know what would happen if anyone knew?"
GEORGE: "I'm doing it. You can come with me or you can stay here and be miserable."

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