Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin"
MEREDITH: [petting the dog] "Such a good dog! Who's Mommy's good boy?" [looks at Izzie and George] "C'mon, what are you doing? We're gonna be late."GEORGE: "Um, we need to talk about the dog."
IZZIE: "That's not a dog, this is a hyena that escaped from the zoo and dressed up in a dog's clothing."
GEORGE: "Whatever. I don't chew up his clothes. I don't urinate on his bed. I don't try to mount him from behind."
IZZIE: "Mount you from behind?"
GEORGE: "He tried to."
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Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"
GEORGE: "Paging Dr. Karev-ian!" [laughs]MIRANDA: "What did you just say?"
GEORGE: "Um, it, it's a joke, Kevorkian, Karev-ian... Alex Karev?"
MIRANDA: "I get the joke. I just don't think it's funny. You see this O'Malley? I make one mistake with this scalpel and this man's dead. My husband, he makes mistakes at his job all the time. As far as I know he's never killed anyone but I have. And YOU WILL. Alex did. He made a math mistake and a man died for it. Run that past your accountant. See how he'd feel if every mistake he made, someone ended up dead. You don't have to like Alex, you don't have to care about him, but you damn well have to be on his side."
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MIRANDA: "Do not kick me!"
GEORGE: "Excuse me?"
MIRANDA: "Are you kicking me under the table, O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "No..."
MIRANDA: "Than clearly I wasn't talking to you." [looks down at her stomach] "You cannot kick me when I am doing my job. Thank you."
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GEORGE: [helping Alex practice] "Aw, my throat! It's like, wicked soar, yo. Plus I got, like, all deez sick breakouts!"
IZZIE: "You're helping him!?" [storms off]
GEORGE: [to Alex] "I was doing mono. The whole acne thing was just being a teenager."
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GEORGE: [looking at Dr. Bailey] "Look at her! She's almost as wide as she is tall."
MEREDITH: "Are her ankles swollen?"
IZZIE: "It's gonna be weird when she goes on leave."
CRISTINA: "Leave? She's going on leave?"
MEREDITH: "That's usually what happens when people push babies out of their vaginas."
GEORGE: "You think we'll get a new resident?"
ALEX: "Nah. They'll probably just leave us all unattended, see how much damage we can do."
IZZIE: "Yeah, well, you would know."
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GEORGE: "It looks like Santa threw up in here."
MEREDITH: "Just go with it, we're being supportive here."
IZZIE: "Did I go overboard? I know sometimes I can go too overboard."
MEREDITH & GEORGE: [together] "It's great."
IZZIE: "Oh, good. Yay! I love Christmas!"
MEREDITH & GEORGE: [together] "We know."
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Season 2, Episode 11: "Owner of a Lonely Heart"
GEORGE: "By the way, uh ... Sorry you had to see that little scene earlier."PATIENT: "Oh, you mean the talk with the girl who isn't your girlfriend about the girl who you'd like to be your girlfriend?"
GEORGE: "Yeah."
PATIENT: "So is it true? Do you like this Meredith?"
GEORGE: [pauses] "I love her."
PATIENT: [smiles] "Sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, they just can't love you back in the same way. Believe me, son. Living with a woman who can't love you back? Way lonelier than being alone."
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IZZIE: "I'm telling you, Meredith was all over him."
CRISTINA: "Seriously, she was all over him? What, like mounting him, with all the babies watching? Seriously?"
IZZIE: "Well, she would have if I hadn't interrupted."
GEORGE: "She was talking to him."
IZZIE: "You don't talk to bastards who cheat on their girlfriends, George. That's the rule."
GEORGE: "You weren't officially his girlfriend."
IZZIE: "That's not the point."
GEORGE: "It is kind of the point. You don't see me getting all emotional over people I'm not dating."
IZZIE: "Really. You wanna go there?!"
GEORGE: [pauses] "No."
IZZIE: "I'm having a moment here. Don't mess with me!"
CRISTINA: "You're not going to have a nervous breakdown and kill yourself, are you?"
IZZIE: "No."
CRISTINA: "So, there's no chance you'll kill us?"
IZZIE: [storms off]
GEORGE: [tries to hide smile] "Okay, that was wrong on so many levels."
CRISTINA: "But it was good though?"
GEORGE: [laughs] "Yeah, it was."
CRISTINA: [laughs]
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OLIVIA: "He dumped me for a girl he knows he can't have. Listen to me George. You, Meredith Grey? Never going to happen."
GEORGE: "Why, why, why would you even... why? Meredith?"
OLIVIA: [storms out]
GEORGE: [to patient] "She gave me syphilis."
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GEORGE: "Why Alex? And why again?"
OLIVIA: "People get lonely, George."
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