Modern Family

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Gloria: This part of town, might be very rough, but the people here, Cameron, are the best!
Cameron: I'm pretty sure I had wheels when I parked here.

Gloria: And you really didn't know he was gay?
Jay: I must have, right?

I'm Columbian, I know a fake crime scene when I see one.

It's hard to sleep in a bed of lies, isn't it, Jay?

He comes from a long line of fishers and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing.

Gloria: What about the pigeons?
Jay: I don't like them. They're shifty.

Manny, you were afraid to light the barbecue, but now your eyebrows have grown back and your salmon is legendary!

Does he have a mallet? Then how does he get hit in the head?

Jay, you look so strong and sexy. Like an Olympic wrestler, but with money

I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.

This is not art. This is an unholy mix between man and beast.

It's very important to Manny that you two go have a nice picnic in the mountains.

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Modern Family Quotes

Not since I fell off the roof while they were delivering our trampoline have things come together so beautifully.

Phil

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Luke
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