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Gloria: Tell them we don't want our bodies inside these drawers where God cannot find us.
Jay: These aren't like our drawers at home. People can find stuff here.

Ta-da is for when you do a flip or where the magician cuts the pretty lady in half, not when you show someone where you want to shove their dead body.

Gloria: I do Jay. Why can't I do you?
Phil: You can... do me.

Now we know. You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you. And I bought you a motorcycle.

I am the second wife Jay, why do you treat me like I'm the first?

It sended! Please come back!

Claire: Gus is a symbol.
Gloria: A sex symbol?

In Colombia, you can't go to the hospital for every little sniffle or dislocated shoulder.

Why do I almost always kill my husbands? I will never forget you, Jay!

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