Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes
Gloria: I took him to a farm where he has plenty of room to run.
Jay: That's the second thing they say when something's dead.
This guy's been working like an imbecile all day for you.
In my culture, mothers are very clingy to their sons. In fact, the leading cause of death among Colombian women is when their sons get married. But I'm not like that.
The question is, why isn't all your underwear good, Jay? You make a nice living!
I thought one of the advantages of marrying an older guy was that I was going to be able to relax. But all of this swimming and running and rowing, it's just like how some of my relatives got into this country!
Jay: Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed on earth.
Gloria: I didn't... oh, because I'm an angel!
Jay: You want scary? When I was his age I lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis. I slept with a butter knife under my pillow in case I had to fight some Soviet colonel.
Jay: Because I could identify all the Commi planes.
Gloria: What are we talking about?!?
Gloria [at chess]: Look at this, papi!
Jay: Easy, you can't sing "We Are The Champions" without your Queen.
Gloria: This part of town, might be very rough, but the people here, Cameron, are the best!
Cameron: I'm pretty sure I had wheels when I parked here.
Gloria: And you really didn't know he was gay?
Jay: I must have, right?
I'm Columbian, I know a fake crime scene when I see one.
It's hard to sleep in a bed of lies, isn't it, Jay?