Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes
It's hard to sleep in a bed of lies, isn't it, Jay?
He comes from a long line of fishers and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing.
Gloria: What about the pigeons?
Jay: I don't like them. They're shifty.
Manny, you were afraid to light the barbecue, but now your eyebrows have grown back and your salmon is legendary!
Does he have a mallet? Then how does he get hit in the head?
Jay, you look so strong and sexy. Like an Olympic wrestler, but with money
I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
This is not art. This is an unholy mix between man and beast.
It's very important to Manny that you two go have a nice picnic in the mountains.
Gloria: Every culture has their own traditions. For example, in our culture, the Baby Jesus is the one that brings the presents, not the Santa Claus.
Jay: That's doesn't make sense. How could a new born baby carry all those presents? They don't even know where their hands are.
Manny: At least a baby could fit through a chimney.
Jay: How could you sit on the Baby Jesus' lap? You'd squish him.
We can't get Luke a crossbow, he pokes himself in the eye every time he uses a straw.
Gloria [about Haley]: When I was her age I loved my grandfather, but I still wanted to be with boys.
Jay: I know, so did Claire.. and Mitchell.