Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes
I just wish you would have come in sooner before I went to second base with Stella.
Gloria: How dumb do they think we are?
Phil: Sometimes Claire leaves me pictures instead of food instead of a shopping list.
Jay I miss you. Besides I don't know that I can keep Phil safe anymore, I think he's going to die here.
Claire: I'm sorry but you know how i am about heights.
Gloria: Is that why you never wear high heels?
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Gloria: I don't eat anything unless I know what's in it.
Jay: I've once seen this woman scarf down a pig's nose.
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Excuse me, how much is that doggie in the window?
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Gloria: This is fun for me. You're my stepdaughter.
Claire: I'm older than you.
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What happened to him? He didn't used to be that self-conscious before high school. He used to go around in his poncho, play the band flute. I miss my old Manny.
Gloria: Some people you turn your back for one second and they have another family from the bad side of town.
Jay: You ARE my other family from the bad side of town.
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Yes people are allowed their private thoughts and I shouldn't be so angry, but I'm latin so I get to feel whatever i want.
Manny: You have to face it Jay, one day I’m gonna be moving out of this house.
Jay: Can I get that in writing? Cause I just can’t shake this image of a 30 year old you, eating my food and cuddling with my wife.
Gloria: Boys should never stop cuddling their mothers.
Jay: I’m gonna have nightmares!
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Jay: I’m waiting for a phone call from my doctor’s office. Please rate your prostate exam. Would you say you were satisfied?
Gloria: I hope you weren’t!
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By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
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Claire: My mom started drinking these cocktails called "horny Colombians" with some of Gloria's uncles, whom apparently the drink was named after
Phil: Oh come, they were funny
Claire: They kept grabbing my butt
Phil: Somebody is full of herself. It's a Colombian wedding tradition.. they said
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