Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes
Gloria: I do Jay. Why can't I do you?
Phil: You can... do me.
Now we know. You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you. And I bought you a motorcycle.
I am the second wife Jay, why do you treat me like I'm the first?
It sended! Please come back!
Claire: Gus is a symbol.
Gloria: A sex symbol?
In Colombia, you can't go to the hospital for every little sniffle or dislocated shoulder.
Why do I almost always kill my husbands? I will never forget you, Jay!
Jay: We finish each other's sentences. Like, tonight we are going to... Gloria: Have so much fun!
That doesn't make any sense! Who wants to live in a world where dogs eat each other? Doggy-dog world is a beautiful world filled with little poh-pees.
He scared the baby cheeses out of me!
A bruja is a witch! A gar-golll is a gar-golll.
Oh, here we go, because in Colombia we trip over goats and we kill people in the street! Do you know how offensive that is? Like we're Peruvians!