Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes
Gloria: Where I come from, brothers respect each other.
Jay: That's why Colombia is such a peaceful country.
Gloria: Tell them we don't want our bodies inside these drawers where God cannot find us.
Jay: These aren't like our drawers at home. People can find stuff here.
Ta-da is for when you do a flip or where the magician cuts the pretty lady in half, not when you show someone where you want to shove their dead body.
Gloria: I do Jay. Why can't I do you?
Phil: You can... do me.
Now we know. You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you. And I bought you a motorcycle.
I am the second wife Jay, why do you treat me like I'm the first?
It sended! Please come back!
Claire: Gus is a symbol.
Gloria: A sex symbol?
In Colombia, you can't go to the hospital for every little sniffle or dislocated shoulder.
Why do I almost always kill my husbands? I will never forget you, Jay!
Jay: We finish each other's sentences. Like, tonight we are going to... Gloria: Have so much fun!
That doesn't make any sense! Who wants to live in a world where dogs eat each other? Doggy-dog world is a beautiful world filled with little poh-pees.