I am the second wife Jay, why do you treat me like I'm the first?

It sended! Please come back!

Claire: Gus is a symbol.
Gloria: A sex symbol?

In Colombia, you can't go to the hospital for every little sniffle or dislocated shoulder.

Why do I almost always kill my husbands? I will never forget you, Jay!

Jay: We finish each other's sentences. Like, tonight we are going to... Gloria: Have so much fun!

That doesn't make any sense! Who wants to live in a world where dogs eat each other? Doggy-dog world is a beautiful world filled with little poh-pees.

He scared the baby cheeses out of me!

A bruja is a witch! A gar-golll is a gar-golll.

Oh, here we go, because in Colombia we trip over goats and we kill people in the street! Do you know how offensive that is? Like we're Peruvians!

Gloria: I took him to a farm where he has plenty of room to run.
Jay: That's the second thing they say when something's dead.

This guy's been working like an imbecile all day for you.