Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes (Page 9)
Season 1, Episode 16: "Fears"
Gloria: What about the pigeons?
Jay: I don't like them. They're shifty.
• Rating: Unrated
Gloria: Manny, you were afraid to light the barbecue, but now your eyebrows have grown back and your salmon is legendary!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 15: "My Funky Valentine"
Gloria: Does he have a mallet? Then how does he get hit in the head?
• Rating: Unrated
Gloria: Jay, you look so strong and sexy. Like an Olympic wrestler, but with money
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 13: "Fifteen Percent"
Gloria: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 12: "Not In My House"
Gloria: This is not art. This is an unholy mix between man and beast.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 11: "Up All Night"
Gloria: It's very important to Manny that you two go have a nice picnic in the mountains.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 10: "Undeck the Halls"
Gloria: Every culture has their own traditions. For example, in our culture, the Baby Jesus is the one that brings the presents, not the Santa Claus.
Jay: That's doesn't make sense. How could a new born baby carry all those presents? They don't even know where their hands are.
Manny: At least a baby could fit through a chimney.
Jay: How could you sit on the Baby Jesus' lap? You'd squish him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 9: "Fizbo"
Gloria: We can't get Luke a crossbow, he pokes himself in the eye every time he uses a straw.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 8: "Great Expectations"
Gloria [about Haley]: When I was her age I loved my grandfather, but I still wanted to be with boys.
Jay: I know, so did Claire.. and Mitchell.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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