You want me to get you some donuts while I'm out.

Van Pelt: Does Jane seem off to you?
Cho: Always.

Lance: I don't know what came over me.
Grace: It's called greed.

It's like a furniture catalogue threw up in here.

You're nuts lady. Sign here.

You're good. Not as good as Jane but good.

Grace: You know kids used to call me Bracie Gracie because I wore braces until I was 17. What did people call you?
Cho: Cho.

I got it worse. I'm lost in the woods with a grumpy hooker.

Craig: We all have to make hard choices, Grace. It doesn't make me evil.
Grace: It kind of does.

Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.

Van Pelt: So who wanted this guy dead?
Lisbon: He was a divorce attorney. Who didn't?

Grace: I shot and killed my last boyfriend. I'm not ready for a relationship yet.
Doc: OK. Raincheck?

The Mentalist Quotes

Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the night.

Red John

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.