The Mentalist

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You want me to get you some donuts while I'm out.

Van Pelt: Does Jane seem off to you?
Cho: Always.

Lance: I don't know what came over me.
Grace: It's called greed.

It's like a furniture catalogue threw up in here.

You're nuts lady. Sign here.

You're good. Not as good as Jane but good.

Grace: You know kids used to call me Bracie Gracie because I wore braces until I was 17. What did people call you?
Cho: Cho.

I got it worse. I'm lost in the woods with a grumpy hooker.

Craig: We all have to make hard choices, Grace. It doesn't make me evil.
Grace: It kind of does.

Don't be naive. Men lie... and kill.

Van Pelt: So who wanted this guy dead?
Lisbon: He was a divorce attorney. Who didn't?

Grace: I shot and killed my last boyfriend. I'm not ready for a relationship yet.
Doc: OK. Raincheck?

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The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.


I love Lisbon and I'm taking you to the real police and they're going to lock you up for the rest of your life.