Grayson Ellis Quotes
Season 4, Episode 14: "Don't Fade On Me"
Ellie: I'd be so much of a better husband than you. You're lucky you have a penis.
Grayson: Yup, they're pretty cool.
• Rating: Unrated
Grayson: Yes, you've made me dumber, congratulations.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 13: "The Criminal Mind"
Laurie: Burn in hell you sad, desperate skank.
Grayson: Texting your mom?
Laurie: Yeah.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "Saving Grace"
Jules: Time for family dinner.
Grayson: Uh, if it's family, then why is she here?
Ellie: What am I supposed to do eat with Andy? I did that yesterday.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 6: "Restless"
Grayson: And is this why Travis thinks he's so handsome.
Jules: Yep, that's all me.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 4: "I Should Have Known It"
Grayson: So Tom has a girlfriend. Does she not like Ellie?
Ellie: What? Why?
Grayson: Just assuming.
Ellie: Fair enough.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 3: "Between Two Worlds"
Jules: Who pretend throws things to show their anger?!
Grayson: Lots of people.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 2: "I Need to Know"
Grayson: Cheer up, Trav will eventually come by, you raised him to be dependent and helpless.
Jules: Thanks Babe.
Grayson: I knew you'd take that as a compliment.
• Rating: Unrated
Grayson: First up, check out the truth: freshly waxed.
Jules: Oooh, it's like a brand new, slightly gay Ferrari.
Grayson: I wish you wouldn't call my beauty regimen "slightly gay."
Jules: And I wish you wouldn't say "beauty regimen.
• Rating: Unrated
Jules: Do her nipples look like mine?
Grayson: No.
Bobby: Yeah.
Bobby: Well, I got a hold of them before Trav did.
• Rating: Unrated
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