Cougar Town

Cougar Town

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Grayson Ellis Quotes

Season 2, Episode 21: "Something Good Coming"
Grayson: The idea of us all vacationing together is so bad, I'm making up a word: gagbysmal.
 • Rating: Unrated
Grayson: Hercules! Hercules!
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Season 2, Episode 20: "Free Fallin'"
Ellie: Are those all our houses?
Grayson: And that's us there, burning alive. You don't even have a head. No, wait, there it is.
Ellie: Why is my severed head still screaming?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Ellie: You should be spraying it from the other side to push it all towards the curb.
Grayson: Are you really telling me how to hose?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Grayson: Like Children of the Corn.
Ellie: I crown you King of the Wussies.
Jules: They don't blink.
Ellie: I feel cold.
Grayson: Told ya!
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Season 2, Episode 19: "Damaged By Love"
Grayson: You're not my Mom.
Jules: Don't sass me! I am not in the mood.
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Jules: So you're telling me that you didn't wear kneepads because the other guys were making fun of you?
Grayson: And because I'm not a baby.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 17: "You're Gonna Get It"
Ellie: Hey bartender how could you miss a question about bartending?
Grayson: I don't know. You missed the one about blood draining parasites.
Ellie: It's not the same.
Grayson: It is the same.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Grayson: Cool! Wizard versus Nerd!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: I volunteer at the women's shelter too. During self-defense classes, the women take turns kicking me in the crotch.
Grayson: So it's like a regular day at home for you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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