Yes, I have a daughter. I found out three years ago? Her name is Tampa? How come no one remembers that?

Just you and me and 20 seconds of peace and quiet

Cougar Town Quotes

Jules: You see that young gentleman there, I'd love to lick his body
Woman: That's my son
Jules: Ooh, he looks smart

Jules: When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it's always: "Way to go, Tiger!"
Grayson: We don't call each other Tiger. It's always Champ, or Samurai.