Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSPopular Grayson Ellis Quotes
Jules: Is it going to kill the mood if I go brush my teeth and shave my legs?
Grayson: Yeah.
Jules: Oh okay fine.
Grayson: And our friendship means a lot to me. I don't want to mess that up.
Jules: I don't either. Maybe this should just be a one time deal?
Grayson: Or we could be friends with benefits.
Jules: Oh you snuck that one in at the end didn't ya? Friends with benefits - the old FWB. That is the greatest male myth of our time. That and our knees being erogenous zones.
Grayson: It is.
Jules: It's not. It's a knee. Do you want to know why FWB never works?
Grayson: No
Jules: We're friends - it can't be casual. Friend sex comes with feelings and baggage and someone always gets hurt. It's a horrible idea.
Two for two!
Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!
It feels like you are putting out a real relationshipy vibe.
Jules: You work that hoes b**ch.
Grayson: You're weird Jules.
Jules: Weird like a fox.
Jules: Hey - why'd you do that?
Grayson: Why not?
Jules: Grayson and I are like pools - we're still just sticking our toes in each other. Grossest thing I ever said.
Grayson: I'm gonna go throw up.
Jules: All together now -
Everyone: If it's on the internet, it must be true!
Jules: Exactly now, everyone sip please.
Travis: Afternoon booze bags. What are we celebrating now?
Jules: Science.
Jules: You suck at musical beers.
Grayson: This is my bar damn it.
Worst liar ever.
Jules: When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it's always: "Way to go, Tiger!"
Grayson: We don't call each other Tiger. It's always Champ, or Samurai.
