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Travis: Grayson, I didn't know you were the little spoon.
Grayson: ...it makes me feel safe.

Holly, this is my fiancé, Jules, and her scary judgmental friend.

Jules: Roleplayahs!
Grayson: You have the right to remain naked!

Tom: The Bicycle Boys stole my fountain.
Jules: [Gasp]
Grayson: No!
Andy: Come on!
Ellie: Damn them!

Grayson: I thought you wanted to do all the talking?
Jules: Speechless.

Jules: All I want to do is make you happy.
Grayson: Really? Maybe tonight we'll..
Jules: ... it's not about sex, babe. But I want you to try to keep listening.
Grayson: I'll try my best.

Grayson: The idea of us all vacationing together is so bad, I'm making up a word: gagbysmal.

Hercules! Hercules!

Ellie: Are those all our houses?
Grayson: And that's us there, burning alive. You don't even have a head. No, wait, there it is.
Ellie: Why is my severed head still screaming?

Ellie: You should be spraying it from the other side to push it all towards the curb.
Grayson: Are you really telling me how to hose?

Grayson: Like Children of the Corn.
Ellie: I crown you King of the Wussies.
Jules: They don't blink.
Ellie: I feel cold.
Grayson: Told ya!

Grayson: You're not my Mom.
Jules: Don't sass me! I am not in the mood.

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Cougar Town Quotes

To sweaty foot wine!

Jules

John Hughes is a God.

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