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Cougar-town

Grayson: It's actually illegal for me to sell after I close.
Ellie: That's why I'm not paying for it.

Grayson: You know when you're kissing Holly and she pushes her gum into your mouth and she sucks it back in? Why is that so hot?
Travis: Probably her big boobs.

Jules: You know what I learned from my friendship with Ellie?
Grayson: There's no such thing as too mean?
Travis: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Jules: Always hold a grudge?

Jules: Way to go new guy.
Grayson: New guy? I am a key member of this group. I provide the sizzle.

Jules: Still, Ellie thinks she's horrible, and we all agree with her.
Grayson: Oh.

Grayson: You know, as a parent.
Jules: As a parent? You just found out you were a Dad 48 hours ago.
Ellie: Yeah, come down Day 2. Now, as a parent of several years what I think-
Jules: I'll let you finish that thought if you can tell me where your child is right now.
Ellie: I'm out.

Travis: Grayson, I didn't know you were the little spoon.
Grayson: ...it makes me feel safe.

Holly, this is my fiancé, Jules, and her scary judgmental friend.

Jules: Roleplayahs!
Grayson: You have the right to remain naked!

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