Jules: Still, Ellie thinks she's horrible, and we all agree with her.
Grayson: Oh.

Grayson: You know, as a parent.
Jules: As a parent? You just found out you were a Dad 48 hours ago.
Ellie: Yeah, come down Day 2. Now, as a parent of several years what I think-
Jules: I'll let you finish that thought if you can tell me where your child is right now.
Ellie: I'm out.

Travis: Grayson, I didn't know you were the little spoon.
Grayson: ...it makes me feel safe.

Holly, this is my fiancé, Jules, and her scary judgmental friend.

Jules: Roleplayahs!
Grayson: You have the right to remain naked!

Tom: The Bicycle Boys stole my fountain.
Jules: [Gasp]
Grayson: No!
Andy: Come on!
Ellie: Damn them!

Grayson: I thought you wanted to do all the talking?
Jules: Speechless.

Jules: All I want to do is make you happy.
Grayson: Really? Maybe tonight we'll..
Jules: ... it's not about sex, babe. But I want you to try to keep listening.
Grayson: I'll try my best.

Grayson: The idea of us all vacationing together is so bad, I'm making up a word: gagbysmal.

Hercules! Hercules!

Ellie: Are those all our houses?
Grayson: And that's us there, burning alive. You don't even have a head. No, wait, there it is.
Ellie: Why is my severed head still screaming?

Ellie: You should be spraying it from the other side to push it all towards the curb.
Grayson: Are you really telling me how to hose?

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Ellie, I saw Andy's feet...I'm so sorry.
Ellie: No one understands.

Take OFF the mom goggles!

Laurie