Tom can have my place in the gang.

Jules: Grayson, do you ever think of your ex wife when you are having sex with me?
Grayson: Thanks Ellie.

(to Ellie) One of us! One of us! One of us!

Jules, Andy, Grayson

Grayson: What did you do?
Jules: I cracked the code.

Jules: You guys know each other?
Grayson: Yeah yeah we play roller hockey together. How do you two know each other.
Jules: Grayson there's a thousand different ways that people know each other, but for some reason I can't think of any right now.
Grayson: You two slept together?
Jules: No...
Matt: Yes.

I woke up in the morning and my wife was gone. I know a little something about getting left behind.

Grayson: I'm not getting involved.
Jules: You so are. You ate his lasagna last night.
Grayson: I ate dead baby lasagna?

Grayson: Why do you keep doing this if you know I hate it?
Jules: You just answered your own question.

Jules: What's up? It hasn't been 24 hours?
Grayson: I missed you.

(to Andy) You're really bald from up here.

Grayson: Thanks Doc! Hottest doctor I've seen by the way.
Bonnie: Inappropriate.

Jules: Whinny baby say what?
Grayson: What?

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Bonnie: I'm not perfect Jules.
Jules: Really.