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(to Ellie) One of us! One of us! One of us!

Jules, Andy, Grayson

Grayson: What did you do?
Jules: I cracked the code.

Jules: You guys know each other?
Grayson: Yeah yeah we play roller hockey together. How do you two know each other.
Jules: Grayson there's a thousand different ways that people know each other, but for some reason I can't think of any right now.
Grayson: You two slept together?
Jules: No...
Matt: Yes.

I woke up in the morning and my wife was gone. I know a little something about getting left behind.

Grayson: I'm not getting involved.
Jules: You so are. You ate his lasagna last night.
Grayson: I ate dead baby lasagna?

Grayson: Why do you keep doing this if you know I hate it?
Jules: You just answered your own question.

Jules: What's up? It hasn't been 24 hours?
Grayson: I missed you.

(to Andy) You're really bald from up here.

Grayson: Thanks Doc! Hottest doctor I've seen by the way.
Bonnie: Inappropriate.

Jules: Whinny baby say what?
Grayson: What?

Whatever makes you happy?

Grayson: Wow! That was insane. He was literally sitting on my face!
Jules: He's never had much feeling in his butt.

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Cougar Town Quotes

To sweaty foot wine!

Jules

John Hughes is a God.

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