Haley: Well, at least things are working out for one of us. It looks like you and Peyton are heading in the right direction.
Lucas: Well, if it'll make you feel better, that lasted all of about five minutes.
Haley: It doesn't make me feel any better.
Haley: Well, welcome back!
Lucas: To where?
Haley: To normal.

You have now saved the two most important men in my life, and I don't know how to thank you.

Dan: I did the crime.
Haley: That doesn't mean you have to get hammered for it all the time.

Haley: You can cook, right?
Chris: Chris Keller can do it all, baby.

Trust me, I know. Chris Keller is not good for relationships.

I'm gonna miss you Brooke Davis like you can't understand.

Okay. Let's take the baby from insane Aunt Quinn.

Nathan: (To Haley) You should have seen the way he looked at me. I haven't felt that stupid since high school, and at least then I could beat somebody up to feel better.
Haley: Well don't beat yourself up. It was just your first try, did you make the first basket you ever shot?
Nathan: Yeah.
Haley: Oh...
Nathan: To be fair, I was two and the basket came up to my waist. But, stats are stats.

Haley: Who do you wanna be Nathan?
Nathan: I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you.

Nathan: If I don't go to Duke, if I don't play college basketball, if today is the best it ever gets for me, will that be enough?
Haley: Of course. Nathan as long as you are a good husband and a goof father to your son...it's a boy Nathan, we're gonna have a son.

Jamie: And when you and Dad were in high school you had me?
Haley: That's right. You're not allowed to do that.

Haley: Ooh, you wanna watch Psych?
Quinn: Never heard of it. Is it any good?
Haley: Nahh.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.