Haley: Why are you dancing like that Brooke?
Brooke: Because this dance is what made an amazing man fall in love with me!

Haley: But sweety, you know this isn't a competition right?
Jamie: Okay good. Just remember that when they like my speech more.

I have heard a lot of best man speeches in my life, and yours was by far the sweetest, most honest, and the most memorable.

Brooke: This year has been the hardest of my life, and you know who's always been here for me? No matter what? My maid of honor.
Haley: Me?

Haley: I thought we weren't in high school anymore.
Brooke: Well, let's face it, she's always gonna be the girl that got naked in front of my boyfriend.

Haley: Oh my god what the hell were you doing with Dave Navarro?!
Sylvia: What the hell am I wearing?!
Brooke: What the hell did we do last night?!

Millie: Why would I get boots?
Haley: Because that tattoo kicks ass!

Quinn: I found it!
Brooke: My ring?!
Quinn: Millie's hoe tag.
Alex: Hoe tag? It's called a tramp stamp.
Quinn: Then where's yours?
Haley: I have one!

Haley: What was in those drinks?!
Alex: I don't know. Energy?

To Brooke and her last night of freedom. It's her turn now.

Haley: Just read the book and forget about professor what's-his-face.
Nathan: Cellerman
Haley: Who?
Nathan: Cellerman
Haley: Who?
Nathan: Okay I'll read the book.

Jamie: So? Chuck and Madison are going.
Haley: Chuck's mom's an alcoholic.

One Tree Hill Quotes

Haley: Oh, the magazine pages are sticking again, you little pervert. Oh hey Luke. You've been reading this?
Lucas: I don't know, Haley. Is that the 'why do i hang out with these people?' issue, because you're on the cover of that, right?
Haley: No, actually it's the 'my best friend is an idiot' issue and there you are!

No foul, basket counts. Besides, you won't score again.

Lucas