Haley: How am I supposed to compete with all the girls that you've been with?Nathan: You don't have to compete with all the girls.
Haley: All the girls?! How many girls have you slept with? Fabio!
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Haley: (throws drink in Rachel's face, then backhands her) That is for getting me fired. And that is for trying to sleep with my husband.
Rachel: Bitch, you're lucky you're pregnant!
Haley: Honey, YOU'RE lucky that I'm pregnant!! I think its time you get your insecure, cheating, skank ass out of this house RIGHT NOW!
Skills: Yo ma I think it's time for you to leave.
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Haley: How did you do it?
Rachel: Do what?
Haley: Don't play dumb ass with me girlie you stole those test, and I wanna know how you did it. Did you steal my keys while I was in the hospital. Yeah I bet you did, didn't you. You know I could have spent my time tutoring someone that actually needed it, but now I'm not gonna have that opportunity again thanks to you.
Rachel: Whatever.
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Nathan: Haley! I heard you were fighting Rachel. You punched her?
Haley: It was more of a bitch slap.
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Haley: Uhm, have you guys seen Rachel?
Chase: She was holding court in the living room.
Haley: Clothed or unclothed?
Brooke: Clothed, but it was about 10 minutes ago, so you never know.
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Haley: Why is it that it's so much easier to forgive a stranger than someone you love?
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Lucas: Can I talk to you? (kisses her)
Peyton: I'm liking this conversation.
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Lucas: How is my little nephew?
Haley: Fine, how's his uncle's heart?
Lucas: Oh, it's fine.
Peyton: How are you feeling, Haley?
Lucas: Hales, you know my girlfriend Peyton, right?
Peyton: Oh, God.
Haley: What? Since when?
Lucas: Since now, I hope! I'll let you know.
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Nathan: I need to ask you a question. If I don't go to Duke, if I don't play college basketball - I mean if today is the best it ever gets for me, will that be enough?
Haley: Of course! Nathan, as long as you are a good husband and a good father to your son.
Nathan: What?
Haley: It's a boy Nathan. You're gonna have a son! Although I have to tell you, someday he's gonna tease his father for playing like crap at the state championship. You might wanna change that.
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Brooke: Peyton here. I like to steal boys but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel.
Peyton: Speaking of stealing, hi I'm Brooke I stole my friend Peyton's artwork for my designs and didn't bother to say thank you!
Brooke: Okay. Peyton here again. Did I mention that if you love me you're probably gonna die soon? See mothers 1 and 2.
Haley: Brooke!
Bevin: My name's Rachel and I have red hair!
Brooke and Peyton: Aah!
Haley and Rachel: Hey!
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