Rachel: You guys really need to work it out. When I was in fat girl thearpy. Role play.Haley: Okay I'll go first. Hi my name's Rachel and I'm a dumb ass who's failing calculus and really likes to hit on married guys.
Rachel: Good kinda like when I slept with Nathan. Damn that was good.
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Brooke: I can't believe Whitey wouldn't let us ride the bus. And thanks to Haley having to pee every other mile, we're gonna be late. This sucks.
Haley: Brooke, I'm pregnant and I don't feel very well.
Brooke: That's not why it sucks. It sucks because Peyton's here.
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Haley: Rachel. Asked me. To tutor her.
Lucas: You're tutoring Rachel?
Haley: Hell no, I said she asked me.
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Nathan: I wanna say thanks. I know how hard it was for you to throw those points away. Look, I'll make it up to you and the team at State okay? Point shaving was just a one time thing... it's over now.
Lucas: Nathan... you know I'll always be there for you. But, never again.
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Hayley: You've been so supportive of me and my dream for music, so I just wanna be supportive of you and your dream for playing at Duke. So I wanna do this for us, okay?
Nathan: How did I get so lucky?
Haley: It helps that you're hot.
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Nathan: Hey! Come on... (Nathan pulls her down.)
Hayley: Hey! I was getting that.
Nathan: You shouldn't be straining yourself. You can't risk falling and stuff.
Haley: Relax, I'm pregnant, not elderly.
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Haley: I'm pregnant ... we're pregnant, at least just tell me how you feel about that?
Nathan: I feel like you should've told me a few weeks ago... that's how I feel.
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Haley: Stay away from him! For all I care you can go to hell, but I won't let you take Nathan with you.
Deb: Talk to me in a few years Haley, when your dreams are dead, and your child betrays you. Then we'll see what kind of mother you'll be.
Haley: No, no, I will never, ever be like you Deb.
Deb: Pretty soon Nathan's going to realize playing college basketball is a lot more fun than playing house. I'll save you some pills.
Haley: Who are you kidding Deb? Junkies don't save pills.
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Rachel: If you're looking for Nathan... he's in my bedroom.
Haley: If you're looking for a black eye, it's in my fist.
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Haley: Brooke told me that you kissed Peyton, again. Luke, that's the dumbest thing you've done since the first time you kissed her, what the hell were you thinking?!
Lucas: I was thinking that she was dying. She's lying in my arm, blood is pouring out of her leg and she kissed me. And anyway, you know.. Do you really wanna go there?
Haley: What does that mean?
Lucas: What leg were you shot in when you kissed Chris Keller?
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