Haley Dunphy Quotes (Page 4)
Season 3, Episode 8: "After the Fire"
Haley [to Alex]: Let me burn your clothes!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Treehouse"
Haley: Dear College, Cheese makes me gassy, see you in September.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "Go Bullfrogs!"
Haley [to Phil]: Are you trying to ruin college for me before it even starts?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Phil on Wire"
Haley: You're a freshman, what are you doing in second year math?
Alex: You're a senior, what are you still doing in second year math?
Haley: Not still, again!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "When Good Kids Go Bad"
Alex: Could you L a little less O L? Can't you see what I'm trying to do here?
Haley: Die alone?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 23: "See You Next Fall"
Haley: I'm kind hungry mom.
Phil: Oh my god she's back!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Haley: If you do this you'll be a social piranha.
Alex: Yes, I'll be an Amazonian carnivorous fish.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Alex: Mahatma Gandhi went on a hunger strike to stand up for what he believed in.
Haley: That's because no one would eat with him in the cafeteria.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "Mother's Day"
Haley: Don't feel. Just go splash water on your face and man up. We're your mother now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 20: "Someone to Watch Over Lily"
Haley: No way, she plays Lacrosse and plays the cello. Even my reputation can't take that dork hit.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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