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Luke take me to mom and move slow, I'm still drunk...ing my coffee, mom!

You should just dip yourself in boy repellant!

Haley: Oh my God, what is that outfit? Are you going goth? You still sleep with a stuffed panda.
Alex: Isn't there a fraternity you need to pass out in?

Do you see what's going on out there? People are walking around judging each other.

Haley: Don't dork up our room.
Alex: Don't slut up your college.

Proms are lame, it's just an excuse for dressed up dorks to ride in limos and hump each other.

Haley: This is just like last year when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
Alex: Woudn't or couldn't?
Phil: Hey I looked hot!

Haley: He's gonna ruin my party!
Gloria: Two birds, one bullet.

Thank you Uncle Manny!

Alex: Dear Miss Dunphy, we regret to inform you...
Haley: What? Don't leave me hanging!

Claire: Hey how come you guys haven't accepted my friend requests?
Haley: I didn't know you were on Facebook.
Alex: Yeah you said it was only for teenagers or people who wanted to have affairs.

She promised she wouldn't tell Dad until after I left for college, which means that he may never have found out.

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Modern Family Quotes

Do I have time for a steam?

Manny

And what are we supposed to tell the baby? Say hi to your Aunt Mommy!

Mitchell
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