Modern Family

Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABC
Modern family

Ok on one hand I'm like ugh I have to pick up garbage all day and on the other hand I'm like wow look at me in orange!

Haley: What is this a solar system?
Alex: They're molecules.
Haley: No they're nerdy balls.

Haley: In Legally Blonde Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.
Phil: Haley this is real life, not an excellent movie.

Luke take me to mom and move slow, I'm still drunk...ing my coffee, mom!

You should just dip yourself in boy repellant!

Haley: Oh my God, what is that outfit? Are you going goth? You still sleep with a stuffed panda.
Alex: Isn't there a fraternity you need to pass out in?

Do you see what's going on out there? People are walking around judging each other.

Haley: Don't dork up our room.
Alex: Don't slut up your college.

Proms are lame, it's just an excuse for dressed up dorks to ride in limos and hump each other.

Haley: This is just like last year when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
Alex: Woudn't or couldn't?
Phil: Hey I looked hot!

Haley: He's gonna ruin my party!
Gloria: Two birds, one bullet.

Thank you Uncle Manny!

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Modern Family Quotes

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Luke

Just coffee for me today. Black. Like I feel on the inside.

Manny
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