Haley Dunphy Quotes (Page 5)
Season 2, Episode 19: "The Musical Man"
Haley: What are my friends at school going to think?
Claire: They'll think you're helping your father put food on the table.
• Rating: Unrated
Manny: Kevin is biting his nails again and Rueben hasn't had a bowel movement in a week. Don't laugh. That's how Elvis died.
• Rating: Unrated
Haley: It doesn't matter! I'll go home with anyone!
Alex: That's what it should say on the van.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 18: "Boys' Night"
Haley: She had to take Alex to the oncologist... She needed new glasses.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 15: "Princess Party"
Haley: Dad, gross, your hand smells like cheese.
Phil: I didn't want to dirty a knife.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 14: "Bixby's Back"
Haley: I haven't been single since I was nine.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 13: "Caught in the Act"
Haley: They called a family meeting when they switched to one percent milk.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 9: "Mother Tucker"
Haley: I need her name and address so I can mess her up!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Manny Get Your Gun"
Haley: Dad, that was a stop sign.
Phil: I'll stop twice on the way back.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 7: "Chirp"
Haley [to Dylan]: It's just a cold silly, you don't have to conceive of a world without me!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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