Haley Dunphy Quotes (Page 6)
Season 2, Episode 4: "Strangers on a Treadmill"
Haley: Do I know McKenzie? I was McKenzie. I invented McKenzie.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 3: "Earthquake"
Claire: You're grounded for four weeks!
Haley: Why don't you just double it and make it 10?
Alex: Do you not see how much you need to study?!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 24: "Family Portrait"
Claire: Quick, quick tell me something to say that will freak him out.
Haley: Tell him I'm pregnant!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 22: "Airport"
Haley: Look at him getting coffee and not putting chocolate in it! He's so mature!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 19: "Game Changer"
Phil: It's like a movie theater, library and a music store all rolled in to one... awesome pad.
Alex [to Haley]: A library is a place where people get books
Haley [to Alex]: A movie theater is a place where people go on dates.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 17: "Truth Be Told"
Haley: Oh my God, gross, I can't even picture you with a woman.
Claire: Thank you.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 16: "Fears"
Haley [on her biggest fear]: Never getting my driver's license, or getting one and the picture sucks.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Alex: Haley, found your jacket.
Haley: WHY IS EVERYONE ON ME?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 10: "Undeck the Halls"
Phil: Goodbye Dunphy Christmas. Haley, I guess you're not getting that car.
Haley: I was getting a car?
Phil: No, I was lying. Because that's what Dunphys do now, we're liars.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 8: "Great Expectations"
Haley: This is kind of an important party.
Jay: The last thing you to do is insult someone when they invite you.
Haley: Exactly.
[Jay walks out]
Haley: OMG. That was so easy.
Alex: You really don't understand what just happened, do you?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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