Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCHayley Dunphy Quotes
Yes I'm a huge dork for celebrating my 21st with my family, but my mom was crazy excited to go to a bar with me, or just go to a bar.
Haley
Claire: Who's Victor? We never heard about him.
Haley: Oh because I knew you'd never let me go out with an ex con.
Haley: Did anyone see my leopard print skirt?
Phil: I saw a leopard headband on the stairs.
Haley: That's it.
Sexy people go crazy too you know. Read a people magazine.
Haley
Oh relax, I'm sure you guys will find a couple that wants to get with you.
Haley
Claire: Haley I need the wifi corner get down.
Haley: Ugh! I need Instagram to know there's still beauty in the world!
With great hotness comes great responsibility.
Haley
Luke: Move!
Haley: You have plenty of room!
Luke: No, move out. You're 40!
Wait is fire weather?
Haley
Haley: I was conceived at a Duran Duran concert?!
Alex: Classy start to a classy life.
I'm not spending any more time under fluorescent lighting than I have to.
Haley
That's a library? I thought it was a church for a religion that didn't allow makeup.
Haley
