Hank Griffin Quotes
Nick: It might just have been a sadistic sexual encounter gone bad.
Hank [flatly]: Really?
Nick: No. It’s Wesen.
Anything you say or eat will be used against you in a court of law!
Renard: You really think this is going to go anywhere?
Hank: *We* take *our* jobs seriously, Captain.
Wu [about Renard]: Did he just say, 'work through our differences'?
Hank: I know a couple of ways we could do that...
I can fry water!
Wu: Oh, so you guys saved my ass.
Hank: That's why I ate the chocolate, and he kept the flowers!
Nick: Portland can survive one day without you!
Wu: What if it doesn't?
Hank: Then we'll know who to blame!
Wu: Thanks for coming.
Nick: We couldn't think of a way to get out of it.
Hank: That's why we brought chocolate and flowers.
Wu: Well, where are they?
Nick: Oh, we didn't bring them for *you*.
Hank: It's *our* reward for coming here!
Hank: Our bodies were run over.
Monroe: Well, I guess that's a sacrifice you have to make when you don't have a cliff.
We also have a tradition -- you have the right to remain silent!
Hank [about a tent revival]: What is this, some kind of circus?
Wu: I guess that depends on what you believe...
Hank: 'Mark,' 'Luke,' and 'John'? Really?
Wu: I'm just the messenger. And not from on high.