Weren't you the one that said all publicity is good publicity?

You're not on Death's door. You're not even in Death's zipcode.

We were discussing Harper's mad volleyball skills.

I've lived on my toes for thirty years....

Sometimes people take risks in order to save someone they care about.

(to Eddie) Dad, look at me. There are no more moves left to make. In forty-eight hours you are going to prison.

Hank: You're not turning this into McMedicine.
Evan: What about Medbucks?

Hank: Well, I'm ready to leave.
Divya: We just got here.
Evan: You know what? I'm actually with Hank on this one. The average age here is dead.

Compassion is for charity, not for childrearing.

Paige

Whatever she makes, you will eat it.

Sorry, the exhaustion and heat stroke had me off my game.

Jill: Hey, did Divya ever mention a guy? You know what. Not important.
Hank: A patient, Adam.
Jill: You do know.
Hank: I know it's complicated.
Jill: Yes it is.
Hank: And not really our business.
Jill: No it isn't.
Hank: And we probably shouldn't be discussing it.
Jill: But we are.

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan