Hank Moody Quotes (Page 11)
Season 3, Episode 3: "Verities & Balderdash"
Hank: She's not much one for chatting - texting, yes - twittering, tweeting, twatting, staring solemnly at the old man.
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: You ladies really are the most amazing creatures - my life's work. But then there's the morning after - the hangover, the realization that I'm not quite as available as I thought I was the night before. and she's gone and I'm haunted by yet another road not taken.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Hank: You know maybe if you just relaxed for half a second, and stopped looking so hard for the appropriate life mate, then you might wake up one morning next to one.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "The Land of Rape and Honey"
Hank: At least I'm not tucking my dong in class, not with my pants off anyway.
Felicia: Have you taken the sexual harassment seminar yet?
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: I am saying that if you can do anything else with your life right now, anything at all, I think maybe you should do that the world doesn't need any more lame vampire fiction, you know what I'm saying? You with me amigo?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Wish You Were Here"
Hank: Wait a second...you guys are stoned!
Becca: Dad, please!
Hank: Tell me where you got the weed, I will kill the motherf***er, tell me!
Becca: In your typewriter.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: I've been collecting passes all morning. it's too long, it's too self-indulgent, it's too hateful, too misogynistic, it's too soft, it's too mean-spirited..
Hank: Like those are bad things?
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: I know you're saving the planet and all, but it doesn't give you the right to be an asshole!
• Rating: Unrated
Hank Moody: Life is too short to dance with fat girls.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank Moody: It'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album, but I haven't quite mastered that yet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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