Hank Moody Quotes (Page 9)
Season 4, Episode 2: "Suicide Solution"
Eddie: You got me?
Hank: No, you represent everything I hate, but I do find you highly entertaining, continue please.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: I'm holding out for Keitel. When in doubt call, in the Bad Lieutenant. Plus the guy loves to show his dong. Gotta love that in a thespian.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: It doesn't have to be this hard Becca
Becca: Shouldn't it be hard? I mean isn't that pretty much what happens after the final straw. It's impossible to make things go back to the way they were.
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: Comparing me to the world's most infamous fan of underage girls is not the way to start a pep talk Charlie.
Charlie: Are you forgetting about R Kelly? Jerry Lee Lewis, that's another. Shit he married one. I think she was his cousin. That's kind of hot.
Hank: If you say so.
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: No Charlie you look good. Like a baby. Like a big sexy baby.
Charlie: Thank you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 1: "Exile on Main St."
Charlie: Nice c**k by the way, very manly.
Hank: This old thing?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Hank: I refuse to be number twelve Charlie.
Charlie: Oh I wasn't counting the guys.
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: My adventures in the screen trade have been about as much fun as forced anal.
• Rating: Unrated
Hank: Not only does the lady have bodacious ta-ta's she also has splendiferous taste in literature.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: A lot can happen in a weekend.
• Rating: Unrated
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