Pretty Little Liars

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I haven't signed since fat camp, my bunkmate was hard of hearing.

Spencer: A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Hanna: Did Ali say that?
Spencer and Mona: No, Churchill did.

Caleb: What is wrong with her?
Hanna: Read her boobs, the girl loves Christmas.

Aria: I mean nobody tells you anything when you want to know it only when they feel like telling it.
Hanna: And then they only tell you enough to make you crazy to know more.

Ok, Mona, we get it! You can freaking sing!

Right now we're just as big and fat as she is.

If I can't spell it or pronounce it, I can't go there.

Hanna: I thought we were meeting for lunch.
Caleb: What time is it?
Hanna: Uh, half past I'm hungry.

What? I had to have something to wash down all that baloney we had with dinner.

Hanna: Ok, I'm pretty sure Emily's mom is not one of Mona's secret ninjas. Are we supposed to be suspicious of everyone now?
Alison: Saves time.

Business conservative? I'd rather wear vomit.

Emily: Follow him!
Hanna: No you follow him! I have to change my underwear!

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Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison