Favorite Hanna Marin Quotes
Caleb: I've got a hotspot in my pocket.
Hanna: Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?
Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool my best friend? You're dead meat.
Hanna: Maybe he's just bringing raw meat to Jenna's cat.
Spencer: Toby lives there, too, and they don't have a cat.
Hanna: Then maybe he was bringing over raw meat for Jenna.
Hanna: I need to ask you guys something, and be totally honest with me: Is one side of my face fatter than the other?
Emily: Maybe I'm not the person everyone thinks I am.
Hanna: Who is?
Hanna: You know what they say: if the feather fits.
Aria: Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits.
Um, Nate, she's gay. She dated your cousin.
How come I have no date? And you have a date who brought a date?
Hanna: Any sense of boobs?
Spencer: Hanna!
Hanna: What? It could be a clue.
Hanna: I don't want to talk about it.
Spencer: You have to. You're in an elevator. Where are you going to go?
Jenna is scary enough with four senses. Can you imagine what she'd do to us with all five?
Em, easy. You're already wearing
more pain cream than clothes.
