Pretty Little Liars

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Pretty little liars

If it wasn't for Isa the skank, my dad would be with my mom right now and she wouldn't be alone.

I'm gonna pick out my college, the same way I pick out my clothes. From a catalog.

Hanna: What do you think?
Mona: Hold on. Let me stop dry heaving first.

Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?

Jenna is scary enough with four senses. Can you imagine what she'd do to us with all five?

You've barely eaten since we left the hospital, and licking the salt off pretzels does not count as lunch.

Hanna: You love zombie movies.
Emily: I like watching them. I don't wanna be in one.

Em, easy. You're already wearing
more pain cream than clothes.

Hanna: Maybe he's just bringing raw meat to Jenna's cat.
Spencer: Toby lives there, too, and they don't have a cat.
Hanna: Then maybe he was bringing over raw meat for Jenna.

Hanna: I don't want to talk about it.
Spencer: You have to. You're in an elevator. Where are you going to go?

Hanna: If I see another bowl of green Jello, I'm going to puke on your shoes.
Spencer: Oh, God. Then, I'll walk behind you.

Hanna: Is this a gay thing?
Emily: No. It's a brain thing.

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Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Come on, giddy up little doggy.

Caleb

We swim on the same team.

Emily to Sean [on Paige]
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