Paige wasn't in Spanish today. Yo hablo sicko.

Things just went from worse to worser.

Um, Nate, she's gay. She dated your cousin.

Spencer: I don't remember you in Mama Mia.
Hanna: Good because I looked fat and hideous, and I had to stand next to a cardboard goat.

I don't think she was gutting fish.

Hanna: What's up with your mom?
Aria: She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.

Spencer: Just be careful and wear sensible shoes.
Hanna: I wear three inches or nothing.

That bra over there kinda put me off my feed.

Ashley: Do you have plans tomorrow?
Hanna: Uh, yeah. I'm going to listen to every sad song I've ever downloaded on repeat.

Hanna: Right, roger that.
Aria: Roger that?
Hanna: What? We're on a mission.

Hanna: You know what they say: if the feather fits.
Aria: Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits.

Hanna: Why are you looking at pictures of bald fat men?
Aria: I'm looking for a guy for my mom. I don't know I just thought that she could try online dating.
Hanna: She's divorced, not desperate.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Melissa: When did that happen?
Spencer: What...Caleb were friends?
Melissa: Really? 'Cause? I know how you like to shop out of other people's carts.

Spencer: Why is it so easy to fall back into old habits.
Toby: They're easy to fall into, that's why they're called habits.