Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.

I am thinking! This is me thinking! And molting!

Caleb: I've got a hotspot in my pocket.
Hanna: Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?

Ashley: Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
Hanna: Kate is not an elephant; she's a snake and she's going to my school.

God! Why isn't anyone allowed to have a damn secret?

Spencer, stop giving us orders. We're not your winged monkeys.

Hanna: Any sense of boobs?
Spencer: Hanna!
Hanna: What? It could be a clue.

Oh God! I look like a demented creamsicle.

Hanna: You don't think her ear is in here do you?
Emily: That's a big box for an ear.

Hanna: You are not starved! You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.
Mona: They were complimentary.

Ashley: Hanna, compassion.
Hanna: I have it, just not in the morning.

If it wasn't for Isa the skank, my dad would be with my mom right now and she wouldn't be alone.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Noel: This is insane.
Aria: You are right about that.

It's over, bitch!