Hanna Marin Quotes
Spencer, stop giving us orders. We're not your winged monkeys.
Hanna: Any sense of boobs?
Hanna: What? It could be a clue.
Oh God! I look like a demented creamsicle.
Hanna: You don't think her ear is in here do you?
Emily: That's a big box for an ear.
Hanna: You are not starved! You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.
Mona: They were complimentary.
Ashley: Hanna, compassion.
Hanna: I have it, just not in the morning.
If it wasn't for Isa the skank, my dad would be with my mom right now and she wouldn't be alone.
I'm gonna pick out my college, the same way I pick out my clothes. From a catalog.
Hanna: What do you think?
Mona: Hold on. Let me stop dry heaving first.
Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?
Jenna is scary enough with four senses. Can you imagine what she'd do to us with all five?
You've barely eaten since we left the hospital, and licking the salt off pretzels does not count as lunch.