Hanna Marin Quotes
Ashley: Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
Hanna: Kate is not an elephant; she's a snake and she's going to my school.
God! Why isn't anyone allowed to have a damn secret?
Spencer, stop giving us orders. We're not your winged monkeys.
Hanna: Any sense of boobs?
Hanna: What? It could be a clue.
Oh God! I look like a demented creamsicle.
Hanna: You don't think her ear is in here do you?
Emily: That's a big box for an ear.
Hanna: You are not starved! You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.
Mona: They were complimentary.
Ashley: Hanna, compassion.
Hanna: I have it, just not in the morning.
If it wasn't for Isa the skank, my dad would be with my mom right now and she wouldn't be alone.
I'm gonna pick out my college, the same way I pick out my clothes. From a catalog.
Hanna: What do you think?
Mona: Hold on. Let me stop dry heaving first.
Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?