Hanna: You don't think her ear is in here do you?
Emily: That's a big box for an ear.

Hanna: You are not starved! You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.
Mona: They were complimentary.

Ashley: Hanna, compassion.
Hanna: I have it, just not in the morning.

If it wasn't for Isa the skank, my dad would be with my mom right now and she wouldn't be alone.

I'm gonna pick out my college, the same way I pick out my clothes. From a catalog.

Hanna: What do you think?
Mona: Hold on. Let me stop dry heaving first.

Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?

Jenna is scary enough with four senses. Can you imagine what she'd do to us with all five?

You've barely eaten since we left the hospital, and licking the salt off pretzels does not count as lunch.

Hanna: You love zombie movies.
Emily: I like watching them. I don't wanna be in one.

Em, easy. You're already wearing
more pain cream than clothes.

Hanna: Maybe he's just bringing raw meat to Jenna's cat.
Spencer: Toby lives there, too, and they don't have a cat.
Hanna: Then maybe he was bringing over raw meat for Jenna.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Melissa: When did that happen?
Spencer: What...Caleb were friends?
Melissa: Really? 'Cause? I know how you like to shop out of other people's carts.

Spencer: Why is it so easy to fall back into old habits.
Toby: They're easy to fall into, that's why they're called habits.