Holbrook's not that bad of a cop, just a bad kisser.

Grunwald: How do you live in such a psychically constipated environment.
Hanna: I eat a lot of fiber.

I think you were trying to find a way to say goodbye. We all are. I think that funeral probably helped a lot of people.

I haven't signed since fat camp, my bunkmate was hard of hearing.

Spencer: A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Hanna: Did Ali say that?
Spencer and Mona: No, Churchill did.

Caleb: What is wrong with her?
Hanna: Read her boobs, the girl loves Christmas.

Aria: I mean nobody tells you anything when you want to know it only when they feel like telling it.
Hanna: And then they only tell you enough to make you crazy to know more.

Ok, Mona, we get it! You can freaking sing!

Right now we're just as big and fat as she is.

If I can't spell it or pronounce it, I can't go there.

Hanna: I thought we were meeting for lunch.
Caleb: What time is it?
Hanna: Uh, half past I'm hungry.

What? I had to have something to wash down all that baloney we had with dinner.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Spencer: A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Hanna: Did Ali say that?
Spencer and Mona: No, Churchill did.

Do you wanna be my friend or not? Lately, I feel like you're everybody's friend but mine.

Mona [to Hanna]