Right now we're just as big and fat as she is.

If I can't spell it or pronounce it, I can't go there.

Hanna: I thought we were meeting for lunch.
Caleb: What time is it?
Hanna: Uh, half past I'm hungry.

What? I had to have something to wash down all that baloney we had with dinner.

Hanna: Ok, I'm pretty sure Emily's mom is not one of Mona's secret ninjas. Are we supposed to be suspicious of everyone now?
Alison: Saves time.

Business conservative? I'd rather wear vomit.

Emily: Follow him!
Hanna: No you follow him! I have to change my underwear!

Spencer: When did you become religious?
Hanna: My mom's dating a preacher, remember?

Spencer: When I saw it as him instead of Ali, I thought for sure this was a trap.
Hanna: Probably is and we're just sitting here like geese.
Spencer: Ducks.

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I wanna hug you and slap you at the same time.

Aria: Ok, you really need to eat something. Hanna, give her your cookie.
Hanna: You give her your cookie, I'm hungry.

That's ridiculous. How are old is she? Does she even know how to text?

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

People leave, people die. That’s the only sure thing there is in this world.

Mike