Hanna: Ok, I'm pretty sure Emily's mom is not one of Mona's secret ninjas. Are we supposed to be suspicious of everyone now?
Alison: Saves time.

Business conservative? I'd rather wear vomit.

Emily: Follow him!
Hanna: No you follow him! I have to change my underwear!

Spencer: When did you become religious?
Hanna: My mom's dating a preacher, remember?

Spencer: When I saw it as him instead of Ali, I thought for sure this was a trap.
Hanna: Probably is and we're just sitting here like geese.
Spencer: Ducks.

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I wanna hug you and slap you at the same time.

Aria: Ok, you really need to eat something. Hanna, give her your cookie.
Hanna: You give her your cookie, I'm hungry.

That's ridiculous. How are old is she? Does she even know how to text?

Don't get up. I don't want to accidentally run into your mouth again.

Aria, if it were me, I would have burned this whole place down.

Hanna: Are you a speed freak?
Emily and Aria: Hanna!

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Emily: Did you have an accident?
Spencer: What? No!
Hanna: Well, are you going to? What is up with those shower shoes?

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Mona played with dolls, I play with body parts. Game on bitches.

A

Emily: You know that A is always one step ahead of us.
Spencer: Yeah, maybe he...she...it...bitch is.