Isn't funny how your old boyfriend turned out to be a stalking wackjob?

The more I see of men, the more I want to get a dog.

Em, get real, this is all about the A-ness of things.

My head feels like its full of hot ice cubes.

Spencer, I'm about to have a breakdown. Your floppy foot is going to push me over the edge.

Hanna: Shana has too many faces to trust. I've been keeping count and I'm running out fingers.
Aria: Well, I've got a finger you can use. It's not the nice kind.

Hanna: The mystery dude we should be focusing on is Patterson.
Spencer: Patterson? Isn't that that kid in World History who's always sniffing his fingers?

Spence, the last thing I want to do is discuss my feelings over a tub of chunky monkey.

Ashley: Trust me, throwing yourself at a new guy is the not the way to get over the old one.
Hanna: You're one to throw stones.

Emily: Somebody tried to kill Ali, They buried her in her backyard.
Aria: Right, and then Gruenwald pulled her out.
Hanna: Yeah, like a carrot.

Spencer: What did you say? We think your friend is in our friend's grave?
Hanna: Yeah, Spencer, that's exactly what I said, duh!

Emily:We have to consider every possibility, don't we?
Hanna: Not the ones that make you want to hide in the closet with a quart of ice cream.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Mona played with dolls, I play with body parts. Game on bitches.

A

Emily: You know that A is always one step ahead of us.
Spencer: Yeah, maybe he...she...it...bitch is.