Isn't funny how your old boyfriend turned out to be a stalking wackjob?

The more I see of men, the more I want to get a dog.

Em, get real, this is all about the A-ness of things.

My head feels like its full of hot ice cubes.

Spencer, I'm about to have a breakdown. Your floppy foot is going to push me over the edge.

Hanna: Shana has too many faces to trust. I've been keeping count and I'm running out fingers.
Aria: Well, I've got a finger you can use. It's not the nice kind.

Hanna: The mystery dude we should be focusing on is Patterson.
Spencer: Patterson? Isn't that that kid in World History who's always sniffing his fingers?

Spence, the last thing I want to do is discuss my feelings over a tub of chunky monkey.

Ashley: Trust me, throwing yourself at a new guy is the not the way to get over the old one.
Hanna: You're one to throw stones.

Emily: Somebody tried to kill Ali, They buried her in her backyard.
Aria: Right, and then Gruenwald pulled her out.
Hanna: Yeah, like a carrot.

Spencer: What did you say? We think your friend is in our friend's grave?
Hanna: Yeah, Spencer, that's exactly what I said, duh!

Emily:We have to consider every possibility, don't we?
Hanna: Not the ones that make you want to hide in the closet with a quart of ice cream.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

When we picked you up, you kept calling me Arlene.

Aria [to Emily]

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison