Pretty Little Liars

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Spencer (on CeCe): You're not just going to find her folding peasant skirts at the Diva Dish right now.
Hanna: Well then I'll search every hipster boutique until I find her.

You're the only who actually knows how to live in a lie.

Her blonde tarantula of a daughter.

She can't just disappear; this isn't Hogwarts. There's only so many halls and classrooms.

Well I'm ruining my mom's life, so that's got to count for something!

That guy has so many heads he'll never miss one.

Hanna: Okay, we are not a herd.
Aria: It's an expression.
Hanna: Yeah, for cows.
Aria: Well I've been crated, what does that make me?

Hanna(on Wilden): I mean I wanted him gone, and I'll probably go to hell for saying that but...
Ashley: I hope not; then you'll have to see him again.

I spent two summers at fat camp swimming in a parka.

Hanna: You were on the Halloween train dressed like Caleb.
Mona: To think we were this close to our first kiss.

Aria: Spencer went in there at rock bottom and she came out like a shiny new penny.
Hanna: Are you thinking shock treatment?

I smell dead people.

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Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Different name, same bitch.

Spencer [about Ali]

Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.