Well I'm ruining my mom's life, so that's got to count for something!

That guy has so many heads he'll never miss one.

Hanna: Okay, we are not a herd.
Aria: It's an expression.
Hanna: Yeah, for cows.
Aria: Well I've been crated, what does that make me?

Hanna(on Wilden): I mean I wanted him gone, and I'll probably go to hell for saying that but...
Ashley: I hope not; then you'll have to see him again.

I spent two summers at fat camp swimming in a parka.

Hanna: You were on the Halloween train dressed like Caleb.
Mona: To think we were this close to our first kiss.

Aria: Spencer went in there at rock bottom and she came out like a shiny new penny.
Hanna: Are you thinking shock treatment?

I smell dead people.

I would not dine here if were you. I had to sneak around in that kitchen, and I saw a roach big enough to wear an apron.

Shuffling around in Mona's old slippers isn't going to get her any better.

You know, Emily, sometimes you poke the bear, and other times the bear pokes. *sigh* It's from a movie.

Aria: It's not like New York is in some other country.
Hanna: New York is on another planet.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Hide and seek was my favorite game with Melissa. You want to know why? I always won.

Spencer

What's next? Hiding in Melissa's closet? Rubbing her belly until the baby confesses?

Hanna