Aria: It's not like New York is in some other country.
Hanna: New York is on another planet.

There's a downside to being too smart.

Did you tell Paige that she almost got two Emilys for the price of one?

Seriously? You're looking for sympathy from the girl who's boyfriend took a bullet in the gut?

She's a one-woman rumor factory.

Aria: Pretty sure when you and Caleb broke up you locked yourself in your bedroom for two weeks and all you ate was Eskimo pies.
Hanna: They were skinny cows, and it was four days.

I think we would know if Spencer was here. People would be running for cover.

Aria: "Unable are the loved to die for love is immortality."
Hanna: That's creepy.
Aria: It's Emily Dickinson.
Hanna: I don't care if it's Santa Claus, considered me creeped.

I always hated biology. I mean who cares how a cell divides, it just does.

Aria: I wake up every morning with the intention of telling him, and then I go to sleep every night feeling guilty that I didn't.
Hanna: At least you have your afternoons free.

Wow, that's like the world's fattest man giving dieting tips.

Ashley: Has Caleb been tangling with Mona?
Hanna: Tangling? I don't even know what that means.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

Come on, giddy up little doggy.

Caleb