Hanna: You were on the Halloween train dressed like Caleb.
Mona: To think we were this close to our first kiss.

Aria: Spencer went in there at rock bottom and she came out like a shiny new penny.
Hanna: Are you thinking shock treatment?

I smell dead people.

I would not dine here if were you. I had to sneak around in that kitchen, and I saw a roach big enough to wear an apron.

Shuffling around in Mona's old slippers isn't going to get her any better.

You know, Emily, sometimes you poke the bear, and other times the bear pokes. *sigh* It's from a movie.

Aria: It's not like New York is in some other country.
Hanna: New York is on another planet.

There's a downside to being too smart.

Did you tell Paige that she almost got two Emilys for the price of one?

Seriously? You're looking for sympathy from the girl who's boyfriend took a bullet in the gut?

She's a one-woman rumor factory.

Aria: Pretty sure when you and Caleb broke up you locked yourself in your bedroom for two weeks and all you ate was Eskimo pies.
Hanna: They were skinny cows, and it was four days.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Spencer: A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Hanna: Did Ali say that?
Spencer and Mona: No, Churchill did.

Do you wanna be my friend or not? Lately, I feel like you're everybody's friend but mine.

Mona [to Hanna]