Favorite Hannah Horvath Quotes
I have been dating someone who treats my heart like it's monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the time so I need to learn what it's like to be treated well before it's too late for me.
Why don't you lay this thing down, flip it, and reverse it because I don't think it's very nice.
It's like having a clit in your butt.
Hannah: Okay that's Adam
Jessa: He does sort of look like the original man.
Hey Marnie, if you had read the essay and it wasn't about you, do you think would've liked it?
There are certain people who are meant to remain in your past. I made a mistake trying to repurpose you.
I didn't lose my job, I gave it away.
I'm letting you know that it is okay to act on this fantasy because I am gross and so are you.
It's probably like his asshole wearing a friendship bracelet.
Last time I got drunk I ate all this brie and threw up on my cell phone.
I'm an individual and I feel how I feel when I feel it.
I could really be putting myself in a Ted Bundy situation. He also looked handsome, clean...and probably had a brownstone. Okay.
