Yeah but I wouldn't call this a corporate job. I mean it's GQ magazine. It's a literary institution.

Adam: I thought you said he was gay.
Hannah: Well I don't know now. He had gay apps on his iPhone and liked to show his ankles but what does that even mean in this day and age?

It's just crazy that you don't know the depth of someone's power until their funeral. It's so sad.

Caroline: You know medication did make me feel less.
Hannah: It did?
Carolina: Yeah.
Hannah: See that’s really not good for a writer.
Caroline: Yeah but it’s really good for a person. It’s too exhausting feeling all that. I mean God, I would d wake up happy, eat breakfast despondent, wonder about eternity on the walk to work, then feel comfortably numb for hours. It was just too much the rollercoaster of it all. I wanted to die.

Hannah: So I lost a friend yesterday, a close friend.
Ray: Marnie finally decide to throw in the towel?

Oh and you guys remember Adam from my period of mental illness.

You should feel very confident because I am a lot better at this when I'm not in the middle of an Obsessive Compulsive Meltdown.

I don’t wanna do it and it’s really liberating to say no to shit you hate.

No wonder truckers do cocaine, this is boring as hell.

Adam: I don’t hate your friends I’m just not interested in anything that they have to say.
Hannah: I’m not interested in anything they have to say, that’s not the point of friendship!

I feel like I hold the keys to the prison that is my mind.

How can I be manipulating you if I don't even know I'm manipulative?

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.