It's hard for me to tell if I spent that check or a different check. So I'll have to check.

I guess we're probably not really "huggers."

I've just been having a little trouble with my mental state these days.

I heard air hiss out the hole!

I guess it's classic to have to masturbate 8-16 times a night until your legs shake and you're crying and you're trying to make sure your parents didn't hear you so you check their door 8 times.

And I'm starving because all you have to eat in your house is your pet rabbit and I'm an undiagnosed hypoglycemic. Then we come into this graveyard and I feel like we're in Hocus Pocus and Thora Birch is gonna come and wear her little hat.

Hey I was just wondering, is this rabbit the same rabbit that we were feeding and petting in a loving way this morning?

You'd like fully get lost in that bush, it's like a walkabout situation. It's

What accents are you guys doing, because I don't like not getting jokes.

It's like my worst nightmare as a kid, being the last one to be picked up from like school or some social event. Then all these adults know about your sad home life and your irresponsible parents.

You are so mean when you're depressed.

Hannah: You don't know what a pistachio is?
Hannah's Idol: It's like a little penis.

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.