Ugly Betty

Henry Grubstick Quotes

Hilda: This is the happiest day of my life - alright, lets do this b***h!
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Henry [about his girlfriend Chloe]: I don't know why I'm with her. The only thing we have in common is we can both do one armed push ups
Betty: She does look strong
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Amanda: Grubstank...
Henry: It's grubstick. Grubstick. Got it? It's one of the oldest and most honored names in Dutch history, which loosely translated to he who gives the fairest price for his bricks. The name is venerated and I am proud to be a Grubstick
Amanda: Did he just get really hot?
Marc: I've never been more attracted to anyone in my life
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Hilda: Sorry we couldn't take your shoes off before you went to bed but we could not untie those double knots
Henry: I get nervous about tripping
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Henry: The whole world is telling us we should not be not together, we're like melon and apricot
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[Amanda walks in on Henry and Betty about to kiss]
Amanda: Eww dorkus interruptus
Henry and Betty: Get out!
Amanda: Hey everyone, Betty is in heat!

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Betty: I know you believe in all this chivalry stuff, but you don't have to defend my honor
Henry: Yes, I do. Don't forget your crown
[Henry places crown on Betty's head]
Christina: Romantic little banger isn't he?
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Betty: Henry can you believe it? We saved the day, I am totally wonderful.
Henry: I snatched a purse, I'm kind of a bad ass!
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Henry [to Daniel]: Wow I've never known anyone whose been blackmailed before. It's so all my children, which I used to watch with my mother, and I don't know why I just said that
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Henry: iPod, cell phone... I hope they'll be declaring those on their taxes... too nerdy?
Betty: Yep
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