Kid, you're gonna get caught, you're gonna blow your whole psychic thing, and you're gonna end up the prime suspect.

J-Wow does wear those nails when they go out clubbing....

Shawn: Last week you mistook me for Michael Chickless!
Henry: That's because you were dressed like Michael Chickless!

Henry: What happened out there today?
Shawn: The other team played better.I should go talk to him.
Henry: I don't think that will be necessary.

That chick is bonkers!

Henry: You do know they are going to go and investigate this case without you.
Shawn: Psh, I know.

Henry: Keep going and I'm gonna rip your heart out, and that's an organ you need.
Gus: Actually, that's a muscle.
Henry: Whatever.

Shawn: It's so much bigger than mine.
Henry: It's yours, kid.

Shawn, how long have you been obsessed with this man.

Henry: Give me one good reason I shouldn't punch you in the face.
Lloyd: Glass jaw, winning smile?

Did you consider going Costanza?

Guster, I will choke you out!

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.