Hermes Quotes
Season 8, Episode 10: "The Tip of the Zoidberg"
Doctor: My God I've never seen such a gruesome shark attack, especially this far inland.
Leela: It wasn't a shark it was an awful, incompetent doctor.
Doctor: Wow, he must have been a total zoidberg.
Hermes: It was Zoidberg!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 8: "Mobius Dick"
Hermes: Zoidberg was popular?
Amy: Zoidberg had hair?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 4: "Law and Oracle"
Fry: Executive?
Conrad: It's a meaningless title, but it makes insecure people feel better about themselves.
Fry: I feel better about myself!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 12: "The Mutants Are Revolting"
Professor: We've been hired to make our 100th building delivery!
Hermes: That's nearly ten per year.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 8: "That Darn Katz!"
Hermes: Push harder, Bender.
Bender: I can't. You should have called my cousin, Turner.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 6: "Lethal Inspection"
Leela: You make it look so easy.
Hermes: I've smoked a lot of paperwork in my day.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hermes: 12 straight hours of limbo - I haven't done that since my honeymoon.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Hermes: They have phones in booths now? Finally, now I don't have to lug this cell phone around.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Computer: Also you have a rectangular object in your colon.
Hermes: That's a calculator. I ate it to gain its power.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 5: "The Duh-Vinci Code"
Hermes: Hey, didn't we used to be a delivery company?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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