Ugly Betty

Hilda Suarez Quotes (Page 3)

Betty: ...a guy is the last thing i should be thinking about
Hilda: Why? you're young, you have a good job, your own apartment
Justin: And you're wearing heels sometimes... thank god
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Hilda: I can't have my clients see you in your crabby old man pajamas..
Ignacio: You worry about yourself, you're crabby in the morning
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Hilda: Succulent and flavor full, reminds me of me
Justin: Mom, inappropriate
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Ignacio: This is the first time I get to vote...
Hilda: Papi, last year you voted five times on Dancing with the Stars
Ignacio: Only because that Kristi Yamaguchi is an Asian ball of fire
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[after Ignacio awkwardly walks into Betty's to see a naked coach...]
Hilda: papi what are you doing here?
Dad: I came to protect Betty, install some locks
Coach: What'd you get, Sleigh locks?
Dad: No, Quickset
Coach: Oh those are good

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Betty: I'm not gonna let you turn my apartment to in a sex den..
Hilda: It's not about sex, it's about love
Betty: Fine, some love den..
Hilda: If it was just that we could do it in the backseat of his car
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Hilda: A guy in a car once told me I could be a model
Betty: I know I stopped you from getting in that car
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Hilda: Sorry we couldn't take your shoes off before you went to bed but we could not untie those double knots
Henry: I get nervous about tripping
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Hilda: Papi just called, he's coming coming home thursday
Betty: I'm so happy
Hilda: Yeah well tell your face
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Hilda: You see this gray hair? This one is called "Santos almost died." I'm not willing to risk another one, so just sit back, relax.
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