Hilda: Sorry we couldn't take your shoes off before you went to bed but we could not untie those double knotsHenry: I get nervous about tripping
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Hilda: Papi just called, he's coming coming home thursday
Betty: I'm so happy
Hilda: Yeah well tell your face
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Hilda: You see this gray hair? This one is called "Santos almost died." I'm not willing to risk another one, so just sit back, relax.
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Hilda: We're trying to plan a wedding here
Santos: That's right, best man. What you don't want to help with this?
Justin: I told mom if she went with the green organze for the brides maids, she's on her own
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Betty: She wants me to fill out mom's side of the tree
Hilda: ...and you can climb it with those toenails
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Hilda [translating Curandera's fortune]: ...and the answer is behind the tree
Betty: What does that mean?
Hilda: It means the woman is nuts. A minute ago she was eating a candle.
Hilda [to Curandera]: Thank you, gracias, goodbye Mrs Crazy
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Hilda: Papi, tell them you didn't get your complimentary travel kit. cause if I get another I can use them as bridesmaids' gifts
Betty: Here, you can have mine
Hilda: Oh no, you keep yours, you're my maid of honor
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Hilda: The test just said I had to do a manicure, it didn't say on who.
[Hilda shows off her nails]
Hilda: I wasn't gonna waste all this hotness on someone else
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Ignacio: and you just quit beauty school...
Hilda: I didn't want to quit, they just stopped appreciating all of this
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Hilda: I loved my prom, and 9 months later I had a wonderful reminder of it
[Hilda rubs Justin's head]
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Total Quotes: 52
