Ignacio: Hilda, you were out with Santos. I heard you climb the drain pipe. Did he at least walk you to it and give you a boost?Hilda: You never let up, God I hate this house! I'm so out of here when I'm fourty!
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Hilda: A job is not about making friends, it's about making money and stealing office supplies. By the way, we are out of coffee filters
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Betty: What are you doing sneaking in my window like your back in high school?
Hilda: I was out last night, with Santos, but I don't want Papi to know or Justin, yet. I mean I don't know if this is I love you or I love you naked
Betty: OK, so you are back in high school
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Betty: ...a guy is the last thing i should be thinking about
Hilda: Why? you're young, you have a good job, your own apartment
Justin: And you're wearing heels sometimes... thank god
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[Hilda is doing Constance's hair]
Constance: Are you sure this weave will make me look like Beyonce?
Hilda: Girl, when I'm done, Jay-Z will be ringing your alarm!
Constance: Does your daddy like it up, down, or all around?
Hilda: Yes, we're still talking about hair right?
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Ignacio: I'm starting not to remember the feel of rain, the smell of freshly mowed grass...
Hilda: Papi, we live in Jackson Heights. The grass smells like fried onions.
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Hilda: Okay, there is no way you are going to her house!
Ignacio: Hilda, I need to meet the lawyer.
Hilda: Yeah, in an office with florescent lights and witnesses...
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Jean: Do you ever talk to your old roommate chuck?
Marc: we weren't that close, we were just poker buddies
Hilda: I'm guessing a lot of hold 'em
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Hilda: I can't have my clients see you in your crabby old man pajamas..
Ignacio: You worry about yourself, you're crabby in the morning
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Hilda: Succulent and flavor full, reminds me of me
Justin: Mom, inappropriate
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Total Quotes: 52
