Ignacio: This is the first time I get to vote...Hilda: Papi, last year you voted five times on Dancing with the Stars
Ignacio: Only because that Kristi Yamaguchi is an Asian ball of fire
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Hilda: Justin, honey, don't dance near the guy with his hand under his coat
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Hilda: I promise we'll get you into the city to see Hairspray
Justin: Like you promised me a new Fergus CD, which I still don't have? Come on mom, don't phunk with my heart
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[Hilda is cutting Igancio's hair...]
Hilda: I have to practice.. come on papi you said I could if I gave you a beer
Ignacio: Yeah but you had two
Hilda: I was nervous
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Hilda: So you really don't care how I dress?
Justin: Well I'm not crazy about the animal prints and you're a little over accessorized. You have your own style, it's cool.
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Bobby's Mom: your a mother, why don't you try looking like it
Hilda: You're a woman, why don't you try looking like that
Justin: Snap!
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Hilda: Do you know how hard it is for me, Betty? First impressions is all I got. If I don't flirt with the boys and joke with the girls they're gonna realize there's not much behind the tight jeans and low cut top
Betty: That is such crap
Hilda: Well it was worth a shot. Yours had some good stuff.
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Justin: Okay, here's how this is gonna work, ladies. You two are taking me to fashion week
Hilda: Justin...
Justin: No argument. I've been waiting for this my whole life I did my homework I called in sick to school today you just have to sign this little slip
Hilda: Don't think for a second...
Justin: I swear mom, I will run away. I know a kid in sixth grade that sell crack
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Hilda: Walter, now he's the kind of guy you can settle down with
Betty: How do i know if i'm settling down or just settling?
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Justin: ooh a Burberry belt. I gotta call all my friends
Hilda: No you don't!! Justin!!
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Total Quotes: 52
