Hilda: Who moved our Christmas decorations?Justin: And what's Santa doing to that elf
Hilda: This has the skank prints of Gina Gamboni all over it!
Justin: Well you did run over her Christmas tree and Christmas is a time of love and forgiveness
Hilda: Grow up Tiny Tim, this means wars.
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Ignacio: That girl has the vocal chords of a large cat
Hilda: I heard that
Ignacio: ...and the ears of whatever hears best
Betty: A dolphin
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Hilda: Don't even think about it
Justin: How does she do that?
Santos: She's a little bit of a witch
Betty: Give or take a letter
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Betty: This was the best turkey they had?
Hilda: No, it was the last turkey they had. You were this close to stuffing a brisket
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Hilda: I have a big surprise for you guess who's coming to thanksgiving dinner?
Justin: Martha Stewart? I won the contest!?
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Hilda: pigmentation? You selling Herbalux or you getting an online forensics degree?
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Amanda: hhhh-ola
Hilda: Actually, it's "ola"
Amanda: No, there's an h in it
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[after cat fight... Hilda pulls out hair..]
Gina: You'll pay for this
Hilda: I guess we owe you $4,000 and fifty cents
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Hilda: Where is it?
Gina: I don't remember.
Hilda: Maybe pulling that weave out of your head will help jog your memory
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Justin: I don't want flan, I'll get fat
Hilda: Honey, you're a boy, it doesn't matter if you're fat or not
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Total Quotes: 52
