The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Homer Simpson Quotes
You're all right stupid Flanders, you're all right.
Thank you magical creatures of the mall! You have all taught me a Christmas message I'll never forget. The place to get drunk is at home.
What the? This isn't Halloween.
Homer: Look at all these knobs and buttons. They're clearly a superior race. Maybe that means they'll be nice to us.
Lisa: You mean like Europeans were to the Native Americans or the Belgians were to The Congo?
Homer: That's right, pick the only two times in history where things got messy.
Wow, this place is completely alien, but everything's in English, just like Canada!
Marge: Homer, you have to stop dropping your pants for everyone who claims they're a doctor.
Homer: Fine.
Well I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Like three bean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched.
Lisa
I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom!
Ok Marge we can go to the circus, maybe I can finally find out why a man would think a stool is a proper defense against a lion.
Fine, we'll both go, and if anyone asks you something you don't understand, just say protons.
Between your genius and my nothing we make a great team, come on give me a hug!
Bart: Thinking back, I'm kinda surprised mom and dad let a crazy man spend all night in my bedroom.
Homer: Simpler times.
