Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 12)
Season 22, Episode 20: "Homer Scissorhands"
Marge: Homey, you sure know how to please a woman.
Homer: As long as it doesn't involve losing weight or changing my pants.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Like Mozart and Johnny Knoxville, my genius can not be stopped.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: I'm not a hairdresser. I just put a new lid on a couple of trash cans.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Homer: Put a James Taylor CD in the stereo so they think it was a suicide.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 19: "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"
Marge: In a good marriage you never say, "I told you so."
Homer: Which is good for me because you're always right.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: He's cheating on Selma? Why go out for hamburger when you have rancid steak at home?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marge: He's mad about a sport result.
Homer: Lousy St. Louis Cardinals can't win the 1985 World Series on classic sports.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: Aww, I was standing in this line to use the bathroom, but now my license is expired.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 18: "The Great Simpsina"
Homer: I can't stand to see one of my female children unhappy.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Hello boat store, I'd like to order a boat. What do you mean dial tone?
• Rating: Unrated
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