Homer Simpson Quotes
I cheat on my diet, but nobody knows cause the damage is on the inside and the first warning sign is sudden death.
Homer: People here do not respect boundaries.
Ned: Homer, did you just buckle your belt through my loop?
Cleatus the football robot, you're my only hope.
Homer: And now because it's after noon, I can go to Moe's without having a "drinking problem."
Moe: Hey Homer, I could hear your pathetic rationalizing through the door.
Lenny: Trouble in paradise?
Homer: No, my marriage.
Homer: Now that's what I call a snappy retort.
Marge: Stop saying what you call things! I'm trying to watch the movie.
Choke on my numb blue hands.
Bart: But where does the ship stop again?
Homer: I don't know. A lot of barefoot kids kicking soccer balls, shell necklaces, they really hit the poverty nicely.
Bart's been raptured and his crap's been craptured.
Marge: This is the stupidest fight ever!
Homer: We've had stupider!
Now to save on calories, I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie.