Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 14)
Season 22, Episode 15: "The Scorpion's Tale"
Homer: We're in the same boat.
Pharmaceutical Exec: My boat has me and hundreds of lawyers. Your boat is you and a lot of people with their eyes popped out.
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Homer: That's great honey, if you were a boy you'd be a scientist.
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Season 22, Episode 14: "Angry Dad: The Movie"
Homer: I was born a rolling 80's, I'll die a rolling 80's.
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Homer: And I'd like to thank the women who's been inspiring me for the last 25 years... the cute one from The Bangles.
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Homer: Don't feel bad boy. Everyone makes mistakes. Yours is just public and expensive.
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Herman Millwood: Is Bart Simpson here? Because I'm about to make him and his family very wealthy
Homer: Wealthy? Remember the guy that drove you to school that one time?
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Season 22, Episode 13: "The Blue and the Gray"
Homer: What has she done!? I feel like I'm married to Richard Gere.
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Homer: A lot of great movie stars have gray hairs. Like all those women we loved in the 80's.
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Season 22, Episode 12: "Homer The Father"
Apu: Mr. Homer, you inadvertently left your nuclear power plant ID in the birthday card rack.
Homer: I can't lose that, it's the best picture I have.
Apu: I am more concerned with global terrorism. America's enemies would give anything for your nuclear knowledge.
Homer: Yeah. I do know a lot about nuclears.
Apu: And America has so many enemies: Iran, Iraq, China, Mordor, the hoochies that laid low Tiger Woods, undesirable immigrants, by which I mean everyone that came after me, including my children.
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Homer: I never thought of fatherhood as something that could affect a kid.
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