Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 15)
Season 22, Episode 12: "Homer The Father"
Homer: Life was so much easier when a machine told you when to laugh.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 10: "Moms I'd Like To Forget"
Homer: Oh, you beautiful man!
Flanders: That feeling is mutual of Omaha.
Homer: God, you're hilarious!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: This is late for Marge. I assume. I've never been home at this hour.
• Rating: Unrated
Marge: Why do you have to eat have to eat peanuts in the shower?
Homer: It gives me the fresh circus feeling in the morning.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 9: "Donnie Fatso"
Homer: And the only one who ever shot anyone is the baby.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: I hope Heaven's outer room is painted that eggshell blue you could never achieve on Earth.
• Rating: Unrated
FBI Agent: You will be known as Nicky "Bluepants" Altosaxophoni.
Homer: Can I keep the name after I'm done?
Agent: No. It belongs to the government.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Wow I've never seen a mobster use a track suit for exercising.
• Rating: Unrated
Lunch lady: You know this is made from rancid pigeons?
Homer: Just get the ladle down there deep. That's where the beaks are.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: Poor Tony. He didn't deserve this. He was just a solider in a war he started.
• Rating: Unrated
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